Daryl's new job had him spending a lot of time on the road,and out of concern for his wife's safety he visited a pet shop to look at watchdogs.

   'I have just the dog for you,'said the salesman,showing him a miniature Pekingese.

    'Come on,'Daryl posted,'That little thing couldn't hurt a flea.'

   'Ahh,but he knows karate,'the saleman replied.'Here,let me show you.'He pointed to a cardboard box and ordered,'Karate the box!'Immediately,the dog shredded it.

    The salesman then pointed to an old wooden chairand instructed,'Karate the chair!'Again the chair became matchsticks.

    Daryl was impressed and bought the dog.

    When he was at home with his wife,he showed her the dog.

   'That little thing couldn't even get out a plastic bag!'

   'But he is an karate expert."Daryl tried to explain.His wife replied'Karate my foot ah!''